I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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