it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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