I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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