nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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