K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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