Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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