what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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