So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
No subtext here. People are naked.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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