Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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