I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Randomize
