I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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