I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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