there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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