so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
