I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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