she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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