Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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