Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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