we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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