btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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