i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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