the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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