why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Damn victory sex feels great
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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