i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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