I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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