She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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