Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Shame - the story of my life.
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