I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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