It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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