Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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