I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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