And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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