And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Green mimosas i think yes
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
When are your genitals available?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Randomize
