The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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