i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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