tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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