I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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