Buhtt sex?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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