Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Randomize
