Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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