Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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