I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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