how can u be prego again
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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