Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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