yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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