Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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