The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
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