dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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