Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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