I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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