Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize