In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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