i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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