the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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