well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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